You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.