You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.