You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I hate birthdays.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.