You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.