You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'