You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.