You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.