You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.