My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.