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When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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