My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.