My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?