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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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