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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
