My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.