My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?