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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'