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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
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Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
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