father, greatest, birthday
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
someone asks, cake or pie, birthday
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
shock, people, birthday, good, fun
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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