My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.