A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
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