We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I hate birthdays.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.