We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'