I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.