We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.