We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I hate birthdays.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.