We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I hate birthdays.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.