We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.