We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.