We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?