When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.