When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.