When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I hate birthdays.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.