When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.