When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'