When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.