When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.