When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I hate birthdays.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.