When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.