When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

I hate birthdays.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.