When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I hate birthdays.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.