When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.