When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I hate birthdays.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.