When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.