When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.