When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.