When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?