When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'