When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.