When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.