To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I hate birthdays.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'