Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.