To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

I hate birthdays.