To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.