To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.