To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I hate birthdays.