To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.