To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'