To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.