How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I hate birthdays.