How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I hate birthdays.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.