How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.