How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.