How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I hate birthdays.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.