How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I hate birthdays.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.