How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?