Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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