How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I hate birthdays.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.