Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.