Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I hate birthdays.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.