Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.