Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.