Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I hate birthdays.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.