Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I hate birthdays.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.