Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.