Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.