Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I hate birthdays.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.