Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.