Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.