Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.