Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?