Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.