Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.