Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I hate birthdays.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.