Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.