Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?