Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.