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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
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Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'