materialistic, believe, birthday
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
celebrate, occasion, sweet, birthday
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
handmade presents, birthday, scary, reveal
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
diplomat, man, remember, age, birthday
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'