materialistic, believe, birthday
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
someone asks, cake or pie, birthday
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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