I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.