I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.