I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.