I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.