materialistic, believe, birthday
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
child, mother, fairy, birthday
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
shock, people, birthday, good, fun
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
gift of life, gift of living well, birthday
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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