I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?