I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.