What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.