What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.