What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.