What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

A man growing old becomes a child again.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.