The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.