The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.