The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I hate birthdays.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.