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When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
gift of life, gift of living well, birthday
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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