The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?