The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?