The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.